Meg Ryan: Classic Creepy Feline Hero?

If they ever decide to make a direct-to-video sequel of the film flop The Cat In The Hat and Mike Myers is not available, I hear Meg Ryan is looking for work. I wonder if she took the film poster into the doctor's office and said, "Make me look like that." Just hideous.

Someone needs to get these 40-something, surgery addicted actresses some help. If I were a middle-aged character actress I'd be so excited right now, because in a few years there won't be a single A-List screen beauty that's going to be able to have a single emotion show up on her face anymore. I see a ton of roles becoming available for Catherine Keener and Frances McDormand in the very near future.


The cover of Dr. Seuss's newest book, "The Cat In The Plastic Surgeon's Office".