So there you go. No one really cares if she's pregnant and everyone already knew it anyway, but just to verify it for you bitches in case you had a pool going with your coworkers, I thought I would let you know. Now you can go back to living productive lives and planning the Britney baby shower that you're gonna hold for all your stuffed animals in a few months.
BTW, K-Fed has got to be the most fertile MF on the planet. He seems to be able to get a girl pregnant just by farting in the same room with her. It's a good thing he is so ugly then. It helps to counter balance his excessively fertile sperm. Otherwise half of Southern California would be knocked up. Mother nature is funny how she does stuff like that. It's all the 'Circle Of Life' people.
I will say though, that if a nuclear bomb is ever dropped and mankind is almost destroyed, I really hope K-Fed survives to repopulate the Earth. If that doesn't happen, then I hope he expires quickly and painfully - and soon.
Here's my little Brit acting article, in case you missed it before. Enjoy. JM's Britney Spears School Of Acting Brochure

"That's right baby, just lay your head on my shoulder, but keep that penis 10 feet away from me. I don't need anymore Federspawn."
2 comments:
I dont think her c-section scar has fully healed yet. Doctor musta been PISSED.
Your are Nice. And so is your site! Maybe you need some more pictures. Will return in the near future.
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