Tuesday, May 16, 2006

I Link I Can, I Link I Can

This guy makes Courtney Love look like Shirley Temple. Someone get him some help. Dlisted


"Wah? Courtney loves who at temple? Wah?"

Thank God she's not a Scientologist. Otherwise, I'd have to stop voting for her and vote for that gray haired spaz or snaggle toothed nerd instead. American Idol Blog


"Chris's fans hate me this much."

Absolutely terrifying. I'm telling you, the internets are next. Salon


"Karl, I think somebody was tapping my phone when I called and voted for Taylor on American Idol."

Gee, with all his porn, abuse and hooker accusations and all her nude scenes and her sleeping with her best friend's husband, I don't know why anyone wouldn't want to run out right now and buy a few Sheen / Richards outfits for their own tots. Glitterati


"This is the kind of clothing I want to put on 6 year olds, but with the bare midriff showing."

Ahhh. It's a real shame that all those reruns are making her tens of millions of dollars every year, but they are hampering her otherwise stellar career. Man, she has it so bad, I don't know how she is able to wake up and face another day. Handbag


Who needs "Friends" when you're vacant and ungrateful?

She was an acid rock fan? Maybe that's why she ignored her duties during Katrina - she was having an acid flashback. Daily Kos


"Senator, I would recommend that you not make fun of my musical taste."

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Condi Rice likes Celebration by Kool and the Gang? Okee dokee.