Jessica Alba To Host MTV Movie Awards

I now know where every straight male between the ages of 15 and 25 will be on the evening of June 8th: sitting in front of their tv sets with the lights turned down low and a bottle of hand lotion by their side. Probably a good time for me to finally get in some playing time at the local arcade and take my board to the skate park, since they will both be empty. VH1


"Yeah, I'm the hostest with the mostest."