My drivers license photo with my birthdate on it. Proof that it really is my birthday bitches!
Tallsonofagun showing you how to look menacing at the DMV.
Yes, this posting is a desperate cry for attention. It's my birthday and I am all alone because my beautiful baby is in Spain. Poor me.
Anyway, here are some historical events and fabulous (and not so fabulous people) that share this Taurific May 4th birthday with me. Enjoy.
May 4th babies are absolutely flawless!
Actress / Icon Audrey Hepburn (would have been 77 today) showing you how to look gorgeous while inspecting the blinds for dust buildup.
On May 4, 1626, Dutch explorer Peter Minuit landed on present day Manhattan Island.
May 4th babies are very artistic!
Pop Artist Keith Haring (would have been 48 today) showing you why he was respected for his art and not his fashion sense.
On May 4th, 1871, the first professional baseball league, the National Association, starts its first season.
May 4th babies are smokin' hot!
My good friend Trish (I won't tell her age today) showing you how to wrap melons in leather for maximum freshness.
On May 4th, 1891, fictional character and prototype of the modern mastermind detective, Sherlock Holmes died.
May 4th babies are gay astronauts!
*NSyncer Lance Bass (27 today) showing you where he likes to take it in the face.
On May 4th, 1904, the United States began building the Panama Canal.
May 4th babies are sweet and innocent!
'The Waltons' Actress Mary McDonough (45 today) showing you why every straight 10 year old boy in 1978 wanted to get a piece of Erin Walton.
On May 4th, 1927, the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences was founded.
May 4th babies are funny bitches!
Actress / SNL Comedian Ana Gasteyer (39 today) showing you how to keep the frizz to a minimum on humid days:
On May 4th, 1959, the first Grammy Awards were presented.
May 4th babies are extremely talented!
Soul / Gospel Singer Oleta Adams (53 today) showing you the proper technique for using jazz hands.
On May 4th, 1970, Ohio National Guardsmen opened fire on anti-war protesters at Kent State University, killing four students and wounding nine others. The murdered students: Allison Krause, Jeffrey Miller, Sandra Scheuer, and William Schroeder.
May 4th babies are super smart!
Educator / Public School System Pioneer Horace Mann (would have been 210 today) showing you how to keep the creases off your face by looking stern.
On May 4th, 1970, after the Kent State killings, Richard Nixon started sucking ass really hard.
May 4th babies are really friendly!
My Spanish friend Pau (I won't tell his age today) showing you why all the straights and gays love him.
On May 4th, 1975, Moe Howard of The 3 Stooges died.
May 4th babies are sexy sluts!
1999 Playboy Playmate Of The Year Heather Kozar (30 today) showing you how to be demure while being bare ass naked.
On May 4th, 1979, Margaret Thatcher became the first woman Prime Minister of the United Kingdom.
May 4th babies are extra clean!
Good Housekeeping 'Helpful Hints' Columnist Heloise (would have been 87 today) showing you how to start attacking that mess on your desk.
On May 4th, 2001, Bonny Lee Bakley, wife of actor Robert Blake, was shot to death as she sat in a car near a restaurant in Los Angeles.
May 4th babies are angry punks!
Green Day Rocker Mike Dirnt (34 today) showing you the face he makes when taking a bowel movement.
Some May Birthday Info:
May Astrological Sign: Taurus - April 20 thru May 20
May's Birthstone: Emerald
May Flower: Lily-of-the-Valley and Hawthorne
May 4th babies are able to look great while lounging by the pool!
Actress / Trophy Wife Pia Zadora (50 today) showing you how to get a lot by doing very little.
2 comments:
rawk. I feel very special for being born on this very wonderful day, like you. I also feel super special for having my picture right under Miss Audrey.
You are super special. All May 4th babies are special (and I don't mean in the short bus kind of way) and you are the most specialist Trish.
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