Danielle - The most interesting, most confident, most real, most breathtaking in pictures, most modelesque in her appearance and most fun of all the contestants. She doesn't stand a chance. The way that they keep stressing her way of speaking and insisting that a Cover Girl cannot have that kind of country ghetto accent, tells me that she is not going to be doing any commercials for the show's main sponsor anytime soon - which is a requirement for the winner. It's so sad, because she would be the best ANTM ever!
When my eyes go to the girl in the picture first, then you know she's good.
Jade - Jade is hysterical in that sad, "I'm not laughing with you, I'm laughing at you" sort of way. She's been entertaining as Hell though. Her misguided arrogance, her moronic Jadeisms and her ugly mug that takes good pictures has kept the show really interesting this cycle. However, since this is the last show and it's obvious that the judges don't really like her, she is no longer needed and I doubt seriously that she has a chance in Hell of winning. There is also no way that Covergirl will want a 26 year old, weird looking bitch with attitude representing them. The question is, will she be the first to go tonight or will she be around for the Final 2 Runway Show? My guess is that Danielle will undeservedly go first tonight. For maximum drama, the producers want you to believe that there is a real contest between the last two girls and since they keep pointing out how Danielle's voice could never represent Covergirl, I think she's gone. This will make the final 2 competition seem more competitive. Sorry Danielle. Jade will at least make the finale upredictable when she loses and then starts a screaming match with the judges before smacking Tyra, running off the set waving her arms and screaming that The Man is just trying to keep Jade down.
Don't let her fool you, Jade's really the Big Bad Wolf.
Joanie - This leaves us with the winner. I have no doubt in my mind that Joanie will walk away with the title. She's got almost everything that Danielle has (to a slightly less degree), but she can speak in that colorless midwestern spokesmodel way that Covergirl will love. She also has that blond, girl next door look with a twist of naughtiness in her pictures. She's a perfect commercial representative for a safe boring product like Covergirl. Don't get me wrong, Joanie is my second favorite and is really beautiful, but I just think it is a real shame that the only thing that will keep Danielle from winning and being the queen of the Supermodels is that down home ghetto fabulousness that makes her interesting in the first place.
Blond, big boobed and a little generic - Joanie is soooo the winner!
So long ANTM Cycle 6, I'll miss you! I'll also be looking for your return this Summer with an unexpectedly early Cycle 7 series - yah UPN!
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