Would You Please Just Come Out Already?

The new issue of Vanity Fair comes out this week and for some reason it's missing the usual anorexic starlet with fake breasts on the cover. Not sure why, but it's a nice change for once. However, this time, they are featuring news himbo, Anderson Cooper. And what does he talk about? He talks about Hurrican Katrina, his brother's suicide, his life growing up as the son of fashion/wealth icon Gloria Vanderbilt, etc. In fact, he talks about everything except the one thing everyone really wants to know - is he gay? Well, guess what? He refuses to talk about his 'private' life. I'm sorry, I mean that he talks about every painful aspect of his past 'private' life, just not his current 'private' life. Arrrgggghhh!

For God's sake, Anderson. Everyone knows you are gay, everyone talks about how you are gay and everyone is sick of you trying to hide that you are gay. You are gay. You like dick. Deal with it and just come out already. It would be an amazing step to see a young, respected, attractive, nice newsperson come out of the closet and quit playing the hide and go seek game with the public. It's a well documented fact that you like boys, so just say it and get over it already. The longer you wait, the less respect you earn from the people who actually like and watch you. Who wants to get their news from someone who is so dishonest? Not me. So Anderson, we're waiting. Let us know when you get a spine.


"Who me? Gay? What's this word 'gay' that you speak of?"